BiG iNC Employee #505087
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BiG iNC
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Welcome to BiG iNC! By the grace of BiG MiSTER and our pSeudo-Natural Animal Track and Capture Humanelyish (SNATCH) operatives, you have been selected as an employee! Congratulations! Now sit your fuzzy little butt down in this chair - don’t mind the restraints - and hold still.
A Brainwashed
Gorilla
It
is down so incredibly bad.
experiencing
an unfortunately-located itch
has the never-ending task of
going everywhere way too slowly
in the
67th Floor Sensory Deprivation Lab